Rabbit in the closet
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

belladonna1981:

DISNEY ALL THE MEMES!!!
my friend Steve got bored and made these then posted them to my facebook wall.
he gave me permission to post them here. so here they are. :)

Pierce the Veil - King for a Day (feat. Kellin Quinn)
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staralexx:

Pierce The Veil - King For A Day Ft. Kellin Quinn



SO STOKED THIS HAS COME OUT TODAY! EPIC BDAY PRESENT

xoxo-niall:

Today there was a guest speaker in our class and she asked every person individually who there favorite band was. Almost every girl answered with one direction and I was like:

 

and then the lady got to me and I looked straight into her soul and said “White Eskimo” And my directioner friend was like:

All the other girls where like:

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vas-happenin-down-under:

letsbangniall:

harryshandkerchiefs:

Harry’s solo in WMYB on NRJ

wow

holy shit harry, holy shiT

the gif

if i could have sex with his voice, i would omg

your voice is as deep as the Atlantic ocean.

wHERE DID THAT COME FROM.

I can sing it. I’m a girl.

why-not-lance:

bonniesclit:

razycrandomcunt:

str8nochaser:

ladyatheist:

machistado:

Think about all the messed up news that’s come out of Florida in 2012 alone. Just do it. 
Enjoy the mid-Atlantic. 

Bugs has the right idea.

The gif Peebz was looking for

ps I don’t need to see dead bodies on my dash.

#y’all better get up here before we push that shit off
Hold up now, Bugs! Let me get to Alabama first.


I like Florida but seriously tho they gotta get it together. Im used to them not fearing hurricanes and having a death toll after each one or a alligator incident or something.

why-not-lance:

bonniesclit:

razycrandomcunt:

str8nochaser:

ladyatheist:

machistado:

Think about all the messed up news that’s come out of Florida in 2012 alone. Just do it. 

Enjoy the mid-Atlantic. 

Bugs has the right idea.

The gif Peebz was looking for

ps I don’t need to see dead bodies on my dash.

#y’all better get up here before we push that shit off

Hold up now, Bugs! Let me get to Alabama first.

I like Florida but seriously tho they gotta get it together. Im used to them not fearing hurricanes and having a death toll after each one or a alligator incident or something.

i-love-british-accents:
I always wonder how people found my Tumblr.

I wonder why they clicked onto my page specifically.

I wonder what makes them click the ”Follow” button.

I wonder who actually keeps up with my Tumblr.

I wonder who actually enjoys my Tumblr.

I wonder if I’m anyone’s Tumblr crush.

You can come confess if you want……

reblog if you’ve ever thought a character was good looking

mindlessbeasts:

jadelovesniall:

Aladdin!!1 All day baby!

You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?

That’s my favorite part of reading. 

chockfullofhoot:

bboy-yung-buck:

ihopericksantorum:

Boom.

Can everyone just reblog this once?

chockfullofhoot:

bboy-yung-buck:

ihopericksantorum:

Boom.

Can everyone just reblog this once?

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karkatana:

yomi-and-de-chan:

amontheanonymous:

hiroshi-satos-bathroom:

((somebody stop me before I make more of these

The song is by tinysaurus, just in case anybody was wondering))

reblog button, get to work.

THE SOUNDS I AM MAKING